New Weapons of Mass Destruction

I was in the Pentagon the other day, and a poster on the wall caught my eye. Now it's not unusual to see posters about operational security or some official event here and there. But this one was different. It was warning troops about "weapons of mass destruction" - the kind pictured here.

The DOD civilian personnel office was doing its part to inform both military personnel and civilians to watch their weight, primarily through avoidance of these fat pills. Yes, the military is concerned about the obesity epidemic in our country. But did they have to change the definition of WMDs again? Aren't these weapons of mass addition?

If you want the poster, you can find it here as a pdf.

Comments

[Michael]

The Krispy Kreme fund raiser needs to be occuring in the lobby near the poster...

[Ray]

Ah, yes, but Roman Army: "Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow..."