There's no signal on the television, but strangely enough, the internet is still working. A friend of mine made it out of Washington DC with these pictures of black-garbed humanoids with masks. They seem to be rounding up survivors and herding them toward a glowing portal of some kind.
Unfortunately, some talk radio is still broadcasting. Rush Limbaugh is on the air, squawking about how this is all President Obama's fault, that his defense cutbacks - which haven't even taken place yet - are responsible for this lapse in homeland security. "You wouldn't have seen President Bush running to Cheyenne Mountain," the fat one trumpeted. "No, he would have strapped on his Navy aviator suit and jumped into an F22 to go fight the Martians. But not this president..."
Hopefully the invaders will follow the radio signal from the studio where Rush is broadcasting and take him out.
UPDATE: The governors are calling out their Army and Air Guard units. The Pentagon has been silent for the last few hours, and we've heard nothing from the national leadership.
What a bunch of suckers we were. We were so busy worried the Dem-o-craps were going to hand over our country to the Iranians we didn't even think they might be planning to surrender to the Martians!
Thank goodness I stocked up on all that ammo and beef jerky. My only regret is that the publication of Going Rogue might get delayed! Those martian bastards better not even think about touching our Sarah!
Posted by: belphegor1527 | 30 October 2009 at 01:14 PM
As usual, the MSM isn't even covering this story! ;)
Posted by: Andy | 30 October 2009 at 01:40 PM