Casual Fridays

The Colonial Ministry of Information offers these tips for detecting Cylons around the workplace.

• Do they ask questions about classified subjects?
• Do they seem unusually strong, smart or self-assured?
• Do they say God instead of Gods?
• Have you seen them before, but you know it's not the same person?
• Do you see them hanging around secured or restricted areas?
• Do they seem to hear music that no one else can hear?
• Do they seem unusually fearless, as if death has no meaning for them?
• Do they exhibit sociopathic behavior around other humans, especially defenseless children?
• Are they unusually adept, almost empathic, with machines?
• Does their spine glow red when they get... excited?

It begins again... tonight.

UPDATE: Frak me... that was it? I expected more. I feel teased. Well, I guess that they couldn't exactly give it all away in the first episode. And no, NVH, I haven't gotten the poster - yet.

Comments

[deichmans]

Less than nine hours to go... :-)

[Raymond Lee]

Here in the UK they are thought to be responsible for undermining English language studies in colleges by asking students: 1.Why is "Abbreviation" such a long word?
2.Why do lexicographers think it necessary to include "Superfluous" in all authoritative English dictionaries?
R.

[NVH]

you bought one of these posters didn't you J.?

[Raymond Lee]

No, J. but I was first alerted about these people when I caught a glimpse of someone of pensionable age in my shaving mirror, and noted that on this poster it says:
"Have you seen them before, but you know it's not the same person?"

R.

[Raymond Lee]

Everyone is waiting, J... Please answer NVH's question. Did you or did you not buy that poster? 5th Amendment does not apply.

R.